Sunday, March 28, 2021

Boston Shinkendo tales of, a Bootlicker!

 

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There are so many funny stories to tell about the Boston Shinkendo Dojo, it’s nutty sensei, and all the stupid things he said and has done over the years that we thought we would do a series called Boston Shinkendo “ Tales of a bootlicker”

Episode One : “Kaiso Invented it...”


If you know the moron a.k.a. shit for brains Shaffee, or if you have heard the rumors or even read some of the articles that could be found on the excellent website www.wayofbushido.com You might be familiar with what an ass-kiss and boot licking slob Shaffee is when it comes to worshiping Kaiso Obata.


While it’s apparent to most that little Shaffee isn’t the brightest bulb on the block to begin with, and is basically just  a dumb ass, that most if not all of the other ISF Sensei‘s who have met him probably feel repulsed by....  (although they won’t say it publicly so as not to offend pukey Yuki).

Letting the idiot speak was always good for a laugh.

His rants usually took the form of verbal puckering to Kaiso’s bunghole and in his usual sycophantic style, shit-For-brains Shafftee was once lording over the small handful of students who actually bothered to train with him (before they all dumped his dumb ass), and he was explaining the history of modern katana and stated that dual (2) mekugi ana  holes in the (Nakago) or the tang of a Japanese sword, was actually invented by Kaiso as an innovative method for doing better Tameshigiri.

Huh? ....don’t even attempt to find the logic lol!

Now the students all rolled her eyes and looked at each other thinking that this guys a real moron, as some of them actually own swords that are more than several century years old and each have dual Metkugi-Ana holes drilled into the tang, centuries before Kaiso ever existed... 

But good luck trying to explain this to dumb ass because he believe Kaiso invented the concept.

I mean he actually said this in front of 7 students, but they didn’t bother to debate his stupidity as doing so meant having to listen to some half-baked lame ass interpretation or made-up story, when they really they would just rather work out and train.


And to this day the former students of Boston Shinkendo,  whenever they get together over beers will laugh about the story of how Kaiso  pretty much invented everything in the world according to shit for brains Shafteee

Stay tuned for more stupid shafteee stores, there are hundreds of them!